At long last.............. JUSTICE
 

Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Bill Clinton was
anything like the Monica Lewinski affair.  She supposedly replied "Close - but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue".

Actual German float in a parade.

Upon leaving.....

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase todescribe the Clinton Era.  It will be called SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you canget sex from Aides.

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like MonicaLewinski's.  She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State andBrigham Young.

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to acondom?  It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of securitywhile you are being screwed.

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton.
All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to becomewidow.  Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breathand asked, "Will I be acquitted?"